It’s that not why we came? If not then why bother?” - Jay-Z (Mr. Carter)
Y.M.M Advanced Review: A
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You guys know I wouldn’t interrupt my weekend for some shit like this. This review was written by Akuma. I got fucked the fuck up yesterday and didn’t realize this shit leaked until just now. Word on the plantation is that mixtape DJs did it, because they were pissed at something Weezy said in some interview. no homo.
3 PEAT
When Wayne does his ‘straining’ style all I can think is that constipation must be a side effect of all that sizzurp sippin’.
MR CARTER
I do wish Weezy wouldn’t talk about being hard so much. It gives me a bad mental image. (nullus).
A MILLI
“I have a venereal disease” explains the Lil’ one. And that’s probably not all, by now
GOT MONEY
Pre-nullus: “I ain’t never been a chicken but my semi cock”. I mean honestly. Perhaps chicks will like that.
COMFORTABLE
If you’re not already a fan then none of this is going to convert you. This sounds like a John Legend record featuring Lil’ Wayne or something.
PHONE HOME
Lil’ Wayne: So, I’ve got this great concept for a record.
Birdman: Really?
Lil’ Wayne: Yeah, it’s like E.T., except E.T. is me.
Birdman: That really is a good idea. Come and give daddy a kiss.
DR CARTER
It’s 2008 and Swizz Beatz is sampling David Axelrod while DJ Shadow is making hyphy. Like Marvin said, “What’s Going On?”
TIE MY HANDS
Wayne wishes to be tied up and abused.
SHOOT ME DOWN
This beat sounds like Eminem trying to write a beat whilst suffering from pain-killer withdrawal. Is this a Coldplay sample or something? Some awful wailing on the chorus.
PLAYIN’ WITH FIRE
A shitty re-played version of Ruth Copeland’s “Playing With Fire”, but with enough notes and lyrics changed that they probably won’t have to play publishing.
LOLLIPOP
Cheesy as fuck but I guess it does pretty much sum up Wayne, and mainstream hip-hop, in 2008, for what it’s worth.
LA LA
Utterly retarded.
NOTHIN’ ON ME
Slightly more listenable raps then average for this album, due to Fabolous and Juelz Santana. Note: slightly.
LET THE BEAT BUILD
People have complained that Kanye isn’t contributing to the next Common album, but if this is what he had planned him then I guess we should all be grateful.
MRS OFFICER
A ‘woman’ cop pulls Wayne over. Before you know it they’re having sex, ala Wayne’s condom advert. Just another day in the crazy life of Weezy!
MISUNDERSTOOD
No rap song ever has the right to be almost 10 minutes long. Especially one this mediocre and uninspired.
COMMENTS: Almost exactly as I expected it to sound. Will probably sell a few hundred thousand copies to teenage girls who don’t know any better.
Tags: Lil Wayne Carter III
June 2nd, 2008
Wow!! this is the worst and most bias review i have ever read. You could easily tell the writer had something against the artist. it just shows the lack of intelligence the writer has, there’s no sense in writing this if there’s nothing constructive you are going to say, if its something bad about the record, fine, but make a good point out of it. It doesnt help reading:
“LOLLIPOP
Cheesy as fuck but I guess it does pretty much sum up Wayne, and mainstream hip-hop, in 2008, for what it’s worth.
LA LA
Utterly retarded.”
This is stupid, reviews like this should’nt even be considered posted, better yet looked at. The writer”akuma” or whatever his name is definitely fishing for every negative thing possible out of his ass to say because obviously when it comes down to it, there’s nothing bad about any of his record. Lollipop is undeniably one of the best and top songs in the country, and according to “akuma, its a cheesy as fuck song” wow…that doesnt tell a lot about mainstream hip hop, it tells a lot about the idiotic person who wrote it. I actually had the chance to listen to the album and it actually exceeded my expectations. The album is simply GOod!! One of the best albums this year, and probably better than most material to come later in the year. I’d advice people to actually listen to it than read this dumb ass review. Also this album is worth buying than actually downloading.
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